I would be Patrick, fair miss. Is that an American accent I detect?
It is. I moved here a few months ago. I was new, just like you.

Oh no! You just have this innocent look about you, it’s quite adorable. Oh so you always have alcohol? You just became my new favorite person!
It’s all part of appearances, really. But I’m glad you think so. I have everything you can think of. It’s really all up to you as to what I give you.

Oh thank the lord! I thought that you were some type of girl who joined lame activities
I guess it’s both a good and bad thing that I come off as that type to you. Anyway, if you’re interested, I’m always fully stocked. That’s kind of my job around here.

Eh sure, why the hell not! What type activities are there?
Well..I hope it’s all okay now
Oh Leah, I’m talking about the type of activities you’d find in the clubs or even the street. Those magic little things people take. Now do you get what I’m implying?

Everything is okay now. Time just has to heal, you know?
Exactly! Ah, home sick? that must suck like crazy.
Speaking of affairs with money, are you by any chance interested in some of Chelsea’s wilder recreational activities?

No, it wasn’t really homesickness. Just something here that I had to get away from. It’s a long story.
Well, thank you lovely. That means a lot. Of course! Complementing can get you pretty far, that and money. But anyways! How are you?
Yes, money can be pretty powerful. Or useless, depending on how you look at it. I feel just fine, actually. I went back to America because I missed home, and it was just what I needed.

Do I really? thank you..I guess. Oh sweetheart, I just have a habit of complementing.
Oh don’t worry, I’m not being intentionally malicious. I just mean that you have that glamorous look. I imagine that a lot of things must work to your liking if you exercise that habit often.

Born and raised here. I’m Leah, lovely to meet you gorgeous
I could tell. You’ve got that look on you. Gorgeous, huh? Have we moved on to the sweet talk already?

Trust me, there are most likely plenty of reasons. But I’m going to depend on the kindness I assume you posses to not find them.
Alright, that sounds fair enough. My name’s Aubrey. Who would you be, good sir?
